Pinkie Pie

"....."
-Wait! Is she staring at me?
"I'm not staring at you, human."
-WHAT?!
"I'm... staring at that slice of chocolate cake you are about to eat after that pizza."
-H-how she...
"How long you were watching us? Five or six episodes?"
-Huh?
"You should now by now that I can break the fourth wall."
-.... Okay. There's most be a camera...
"There is none. Except this one with the red light blinking."
-T-that's insane!
"I'm craving for that slice. Especially the frosting. I want that slice."
The viewer bursted of laugher.
-A-and how are you supposed to take this slice? Huh?
"Get it closer to the screen."
-Like this?
Pinkie passed trough and took the plate from its hands. The victim froze.
"Thanks!"
She began to eat it.
"Mmmmm! So goood..."
The poor viewer remained frozen and confused, then screamed.
"What's the matter? You never seen a pink pony eating cake?"
It fainted.
"I guess not. It won't hurt him to pass dessert. He needed to cut sweets anyway.... Mmm... T-that frosting..."

Lovely work on the pink pony.